To the Ass Who Hit My Car

When I came out of Trader Joe's on Riverside Drive in Sherman Oaks on October 25, I was asked by a cute pregnant woman, "Is that your car? I've been waiting for you". She proceeded to tell me that she witnessed some ass trying to park in the space next to my car, cut the turn too wide, and proceeded to scratch and dent the entire driver's side of my car. This car then proceeded to back up and promptly leave the parking lot. This kind lady told me she tried to get the license plate number, but could not do so.

If this is you, you're a cowardly ass who can't take any responsibility for your behavior. It's one thing to ding someone's bumper as you're trying to get in, but by the look of the damage on my car, you entered the parking lot the wrong way and tried to turn into a parking space that was angled away from you. How stupid could you be? And to top it off, you flee the scene. What a chicken shit. For your information, you caused $1900 of damage.

Trust me, you may not get any reprecussions from me or the law at this point, but someone/something is watching you, knows what you did, and you will pay. Karma is not on your side. Because I truly believe that everything happens for a reason, and what you give to the universe, you will get back, you will get yours ten fold...